Add fun to your coworker’s birthday celebration by sending funny birthday wishes and messages. This page is loaded with a bunch of funny birthday lines that you can send to someone who works with you. You might have sent birthday wishes to your colleague, but you should try funny wishes now. A coworker is the one with whom you spend most of your daytime. You got to make your bond with your coworker stronger and his/her birthday can help you in doing so. So scroll down this page and grab the wishes.
Funny birthday wishes to coworker
Your birthday is a promise that life has more to offer you, more plans to make, more goals to reach and more dreams to see come true. It’s a pleasure to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday. You’re not just our co-worker, you’re also a great friend. Here’s hoping this year’s celebration is the sweetest one ever!
Happy birthday to my perfect partner in crime, who makes it possible for me to pretend to work harder.
Dear colleague, your hard work, determination and enthusiasm is a great source of inspiration to everyone of us. Wishing you a wonderful day and prosperous life.
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Happy Birthday! I wish you were paid a month’s salary for a week’s work, and that’s how exceptional you are.
Here’s to a wonderful coworker and friend. May your birthday bring you all the joy you desire. I hope we don’t start looking for new jobs right after your birthday party today.
You are extremely bored at work. Allow this day to be the only day of the year when you do not work like a robot. Happy Birthday!
A wise man once said, Forget about your past – you cannot change it. I’d like to add: Forget about your present – I didn’t get you one.
You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
You know, they say that age is all in your mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years.. wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
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Funny birthday messages for female coworker
I have a perfect gift for your birthday – I’ll do one of your not-so-loving work for you. It’s a perfect idea, right? Just don’t use my goodness too much.
Happy Birthday. Here’s to a cool co-worker who means business when it comes to celebrating. Time to kick up your heels and have some fun!
Happy birthday to my great coworker who makes work more rewarding and to be honest more fun.
I spoke with the deadline today, and he said he doesn’t know anyone with your name. It appears that you were never allowed to meet the deadline.
I’ve decided to help you with your least favorite work task in exchange for the birthday gift I sadly forgot to get you. Keep in mind that this is only for today. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday and thank you for all of the memories you and I have created. Especially the not-so-fun football games that turn out to be a lot of fun when you watch them on company time.
If your salary increased at the same rate as your age, you would not be working in the same cubicle as me. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday! You deserve to have a carefree day, and that’s why I’ve decided to complete your assignment today. Of course, we’ll resume business as usual tomorrow — you know, you can do my work.
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I think there must have been a lot of lessons you learned from people who made terrible mistakes, given how excellent a coworker you are now.
Feel free to take one extra item from the supply closet today, you’ve earned it! Happy birthday
Hey, did you hear that the office is giving 5 days of PTO as birthday presents this year? Me neither. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! I had this HUGE party planned, but our boss said no. So… here’s a pencil.
Thank you for being a friend. I take your pens and don’t put them back again. Happy birthday!
Of all the applicants Karen in HR could have picked, I’m glad she hired you! Happy birthday!
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Funny birthday wishes for male coworker
Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.
Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, just drink whatever’s in the glass!
For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
I wish your salary will keep rising like your age so you never have to worry about wrinkles. But you still look much younger than your age. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to our favorite latecomer! Don’t be late for your own birthday party!
If you were expecting a big bonus and a promotion for your birthday, you’re going to be disappointed because all you’re getting is a big cake and this card.
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The pillars of a happy office are not made from cement but from the enthusiasm of colleagues like you. Happy birthday to this pillar of ours.
Even a boring day at the office is fun with your daily pranks and mischiefs! Happy birthday, coworker!
Getting to work with someone as awesome as me should be the only birthday present you need, and it even lasts all year long.
Happy birthday to my favorite co-worker. I wish you have a great celebration today and an even greater promotion this year.
I feel grateful to work with such a professional co-worker like you. On your birthday, wishes and blessings so that all your dreams come true. Have a blissful day, and have the happiest birthday.
I would take the privilege to tell you that you are a perfect co-worker and a friend. Hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.
Nice people like you are great to work with. Happy Birthday. Let’s celebrate the beginning of another wonderful year in your life.
Not all employees get perks at work. Mine comes in the form of working with fun colleagues like you. Happy Birthday.
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Happy birthday funny greetings to colleague
Don’t bother going the extra mile today because our boss has got a particular set of skills that he uses to bring you back. Happy birthday!
You are so cool you even make the long distance between Monday to Friday seem like a stroll in the park. Here is to another fantastic year of achievements upon achievements.
I pray today you keep moving on the right track, at least you get knocked down just sitting there. Happy birthday, buddy!
Making fun of the boss at work gets even better when there are people like you to bring all the good stuff.
Although hard work doesn’t kill, I would not expect you to take a chance. So kick your feet up and chillax. A very blissful birthday to you!
I’m jealous of you because you have such an amicable co-worker like me. I know you feel lucky too. You can thank me later but first, let me make your birthday special this year. Happy birthday, dear!
I have a truth to confess. You are so boring in the workplace. Let this day be the only day in the entire year when you are not working like a robot. Happy birthday!
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The warmest of birthdays to you! I pray you to develop the courage to tell your boss exactly what you think about her and let the truth set you free.
Thanks for making me look good for not being the best worker week in and week out. Frankly, the only people who work in our office are those who lie. You, my friend, are the honest coworker I have ever seen.
My advice for you on this birthday of yours is to get up as early as possible until your name appears on the Forbes list of the richest people in America.
You are a very efficient professional and a very good companion to work with. I wish you much happiness on the day of your birthday
You’re so fabulous co-worker, that they could pay me peanuts and I would still want to work with you. Have a superb day and a fantastic year ahead of you.
I appreciate you so much for always being there—not just as the finest coworker or dumbass, but also as my best friend. Happy birthday, colleague!
At work, you serve as an example. Everyone believes it. You always give it you’re all in everything you sometimes do; it does not work, but still. We appreciate you. Birthday greetings!
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You’re such a fabulous co-worker that they could pay me peanuts and I would still want to work with you.
Don’t think of it as turning age. We’re here to celebrate the the best of your birthday.
Faith, union, and patience are the secrets of progress. I wish you to remain firm on these golden principles throughout your life. Happy birthday, coworker.
Happy birthday to you. We still don’t know how old you are. Only you, God, and Human resources know your real age.
Working with someone as awesome as me should be the only birthday gift you need, and it lasts all year. Happy Birthday
Birthday congratulations to our absolutely terrific colleague. Wishing you and your family the most abundant blessings. Be always happy.
In honor of your birthday, our team decided it should be party time. We’ll go out to party while you stay here and handle our deadlines.
I would take the privilege to tell you that you are a perfect co-worker and a friend. Hope your birthday is as wonderful as me.
These funny birthday wishes will add more fun to your coworker’s birthday celebration. But keep in mind that don’t go too far in making fun because it can go wrong. You are allowed to use the images also. Just download and send them to him/her.